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In the latest episode of Kimberley’s political soap opera, The Kimberley Prospector got the boot from the DA’s exclusive media club, leaving residents wondering if they accidentally stumbled into a twisted plotline. Sources say conflicting instructions within the DA-led to the Prospector’s expulsion, turning a local newspaper into a pawn in a communication department chess […]
In a revelation that could save your pocket from a financial fender-bender, the wizard of car insurance insights, Wendy Knowler, spills the beans on avoiding disaster—unless you’re the protagonist in a slapstick comedy. As insurance wizard Wendy wonders aloud, “Why am I the go-to for insurance quandaries?” our non-expert correspondent steps in, waving a stack […]
KIMBERLEY – In a plot twist more twisted than a contortionist on a rollercoaster, the De Beers group generously donates the iconic HOH building to Sol Plaatje University, leaving Kimberley residents pondering a wetter issue—the city’s water crisis. While Zamani Saul, the premier of the Northern Cape, flaunts keys at an official ceremony, Kimberley residents […]
In a riveting debate, the ANC contemplates the fate of Afrikaner culture in the face of proposals to establish independent schools for its preservation. Nompendulo Mkhatswa, ANC-LP and chair of the parliamentary portfolio committee for higher education, science, and innovation, expressed concerns about reactionary attempts to safeguard Afrikaner culture and “white supremacy.” Dr. Wynand Boshoff […]
In a shocking revelation, Fikile Mbalula, the ANC’s very own cheerleader-in-chief, expressed bewilderment at businesses not openly throwing cash at the ruling party. Mbalula, often seen doing political cartwheels, questioned why business folks weren’t proudly sporting ANC stickers on their storefronts. The irony didn’t escape the public as Mbalula’s critique unfolded while the ANC turned […]