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STUCK IN MALAWI – In a move that has left travel plans more tangled than a headphone in your pocket, South African Airways (SAA) is pulling the plug on its Malawi escapade, just eight months after taking off. SAA has decided that the Malawian economic rollercoaster is not the thrilling ride they signed up for. […]
In a plot twist that would make Shakespeare proud, the Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) members, including the ringmaster Julius Malema, have been handed a unique punishment for their 2023 State of the Nation Address (Sona) stage-storming shenanigans. Get ready for the “EFF Apology Tour Extravaganza!” Following their disruptive dance on the Sona stage, the parliamentary […]
In a plot twist that could rival any daytime soap opera, Msunduzi Municipality has bid farewell to a senior manager amid allegations of a blockbuster rental housing “fraud” to the tune of R14.2 million. Move over, Hollywood; we’ve got our own drama unfolding. The municipality, facing more turbulence than a shaky reality TV show, decided […]
‘VARKSTAD’ – In a city where potholes throw birthday parties and become old enough to register to vote, and in a ‘schitty’ where residents play hide-and-seek with the municipal water supply, Kimberley’s ongoing water crisis has become the recurring soap opera Kimberlites never asked for. Like clockwork, the rough diamond of a city experiences water […]