In the latest episode of Kimberley’s political soap opera, The Kimberley Prospector got the boot from the DA’s exclusive media club, leaving residents wondering if they accidentally stumbled into a twisted plotline.
Sources say conflicting instructions within the DA-led to the Prospector’s expulsion, turning a local newspaper into a pawn in a communication department chess game. The party’s silence on the matter has residents questioning whether they accidentally tuned into the Twilight Zone.
Despite claims of a misunderstanding, the Prospector remained on the outs, sparking rumours that the DA might be trying their hand at fiction writing—specifically, a novel called “Water Crisis Chronicles: How to Not Answer Questions.”
The incident raises eyebrows about the DA’s media strategy, leaving residents to ponder if they’re witnessing a political drama or a comedy of errors. As the water crisis worsens, so does the scrutiny of the DA’s communication practices, prompting whispers about transparency and the party’s commitment to turning on the information taps.
In a surprising twist, The Kimberley Prospector has launched its own media inquiry, inviting the DA to clarify the plot holes in this bizarre storyline. Meanwhile, residents are left hanging, eagerly awaiting the next episode of “Media Mayhem: Kimberley Edition.”
The saga continues, leaving Kimberley residents to wonder if they should bring popcorn to the next city council meeting.
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