December 2023

South African Journalist Discovers Mayor’s Lawn Secrets, Gets Festive Jail Experience

BURGERSFORT – In a stunning turn of events on Christmas Eve, Thomo Nkgadima, a fearless freelance journalist working for the Sunday World newspaper, found himself wrapped in controversy and a cosy prison cell after allegedly trespassing onto Mayor Eddie Maila’s property to expose what he believed to be the shocking truth about holiday lawn decorations. […]

Garbage Gate Unearthed: Sol Plaatje’s Trash Talk Exposes Municipal Shenanigans

KIMBERLEY – In a shocking turn of events that can only be described as trashy, the Sol Plaatje Municipality is now under the microscope for what residents are calling “Garbage Gate.” The scandal involves allegations of manipulated refuse collection routes, preferential treatment, and political harassment based on residents’ garbage affiliations. Residents from swanky suburbs like […]

Kimberley Water Crisis Unveiled: City Planners’ Grand Real Estate Scheme Now Featuring Potholes Running for Office

Kimberley family in hopeful anticipation: Eagerly waiting for the water supply to return, they're poised to fill their tinfoil cups with water, listening intently to the Sol Plaatje Municipality's update.

KIMBERLEY – In a stunning revelation that’s sure to make you question whether you’re sipping on regular tap water or the Drink-O-Pop of conspiracy, The Grin Daily has uncovered a devious plot behind Kimberley’s water crisis. Fold your tin foil hats, folks, because this is one wild ride that involves more drama than a soap […]

Court Orders Romans Pizza to Keep the Cheesy Grin On: Franchisee Fights Corporate “Bullies”

SOUTH AFRICA – In a landmark legal showdown that could have been named “Dough Wars: The Battle for Pizza Prosperity,” a former COO of Romans Pizza, Basil Kassimatis, has triumphed over the franchisor at least for now, preventing the closure of four pizza joints and saving Christmas for dozens of employees. Last week, Kassimatis found […]

[WATCH] Assistant State Attorney Claims Magic 8-Ball as Key Legal Advisor in Groundbreaking Trial

St. Augustine, FL – In a shocking turn of events, Mark Johnson, Assistant State Attorney with a stellar track record of over two decades, is reportedly relying on a vintage Magic 8-Ball to guide him through the perplexing case against Virgilio Mendes. Despite overwhelming evidence of Mendes’ innocence, Johnson remains committed to the trial, leaving […]