December 2023 | Page 5 of 6

Grinch on the Loose: Plans to Steal Johannesburg’s Water Supply in Festive Flush

GAUTENG – In a holiday twist that could make even the Grinch green with envy, Johannesburg Water has announced a series of unplanned water outages, threatening to turn Christmas into a dry and not-so-jolly affair for unsuspecting residents. Starting on Wednesday, December 6, the Grinch—sorry, we mean Johannesburg Water—will target Houghton Estate, specifically 12th Avenue, […]

Ex-Delta Dilemma: Former Execs Face “Delinquent Directors” Label in Wild Courtroom Drama

SOUTH AFRICA – In a legal showdown more riveting than a telenovela cliffhanger, former Delta Property Fund bigwigs Johannes Magwaza and Sandile Nomvete find themselves in the hot seat as a private equity firm, Vantage Capital Fund Management, aims to declare them “delinquent directors.” The drama unfolds in a Johannesburg courtroom, where the script reveals […]

SANDF’s Top-Secret Pillow Fight Club Exposed: Military’s Elite Slumber Party Revealed

In an eyebrow-raising exposé, intrepid “investigative journalist” Henny Fanfin takes a wild journey through the South African National Defence Force (SANDF), uncovering a clandestine group of elite soldiers and officials who seem to think they’re above the law. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride from the scenic Cape Coast to the thrilling military bases in […]

[WATCH] Dreamland Express: Truck Driver Takes Detour Through Sandman’s Realm, Survives Epic Naptime Adventure

In a stunning act of commitment to the principle of 'dream it to achieve it,' a truck driver enthusiastically embraced the role of Sandman's co-pilot, expertly relinquishing control of the vehicle during an impromptu siesta behind the steering wheel.

SOUTH AFRICA – In a jaw-dropping display of somnolent acrobatics, a truck driver inadvertently transformed his mundane commute into a surreal journey through dreamland, all caught on dashcam. The video, uploaded on SA Trucker’s Facebook page, reveals the driver’s valiant attempt at a spontaneous sandman-assisted detour. The clip, reminiscent of a Hollywood blockbuster, showcases the […]

[WATCH] Kung Fu Queen vs. Motorist: Kimberley Craving Traffic Cop with SABC 1 Kung Fu Moves

MPUMALANGA – In a twist more tangled than earphones in a pocket, Kimberley is extending an open invitation to the latest viral sensation in law enforcement. Move over Chuck Norris; there’s a new sheriff in town, and she’s bringing a black belt in justice to the streets. The catalyst for this traffic turmoil-turned-Kung Fu comedy? […]