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In a shocking turn of events, an industrious Home Affairs official in Upington has been caught red-handed, not just handing out ID cards but practically giving away South African identities like complimentary mints at a restaurant. The 37-year-old woman, whose ambition apparently knows no bounds, has been accused of selling illegal identity documents to undocumented […]
SEATTLE – In an astonishing tale that makes Clint Eastwood look like a timid librarian, the legendary Seattle Street Samurai, aka Tony “Apollo” Allison, resurfaced in an unearthed video from April 3rd, 1997, where he bravely stood his ground against not just one, two, or even ten, but a whopping fifty police officers armed to […]
In a stunning revelation, experts now believe that the trifecta of the COVID-19 pandemic, load-shedding, and the general decay of services in South Africa is not just a series of unfortunate events but a well-orchestrated global disaster prep school. Yes, you heard it right – South Africa is apparently leading the world in conditioning society […]
JOHANNESBURG – Hold on to your hard hats, folks, because Johannesburg’s Lilian Ngoyi Street, formerly known as the infamous Bree Street, is in the midst of a gas-induced meltdown, making it a prime candidate for the city’s very own blockbuster disaster movie. In a tale of epic proportions, the methane mishap meets municipal meltdown in […]