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Month: September 2024

Surgeon Mistakenly Removes Man’s Liver, Claims It Was “Super-Spleen”

He has no idea what that is...

Destin, FL – In a medical blunder that would make even the most seasoned ER doctor cringe, a Florida surgeon has been accused of accidentally removing a patient’s liver during a splenectomy procedure. Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky, the surgeon in question, reportedly mistook the patient’s liver for a “super-sized spleen” that had somehow migrated to the […]

Taylor Morrison Tries to Silence Home Inspector, But Only Digs Themselves a Deeper Hole

Taylor Morrison's new 'flight training' program for their construction workers.

Phoenix, AZ – In a hilarious attempt to cover up their shoddy construction practices, Taylor Morrison, a local homebuilder, recently tried to silence a brave home inspector who dared to expose shoddy workmanship. Cy Porter, the man behind the popular “Sci-Fi Home Inspections” series, had the audacity to actually inspect Taylor Morrison homes and, shockingly, […]

Klerksdorp Building Disappears in Broad Daylight; Police Claim Lack of Owner Complaint

When your heist goes so well, you can't help but break out into a little jig. And by 'jig,' we mean a full-on dance party in front of the cops.

Klerksdorp, South Africa – In a shocking display of audacity, a vacant industrial building in Klerksdorp was completely dismantled and carted away, piece by piece, over the course of a month. While hundreds of onlookers watched in disbelief, local law enforcement stood by, apparently powerless to intervene. The brazen theft took place at 8 Industria […]

Kimberley Residents Caught in Mass Tree-Slaying Frenzy

The trees had no idea what hit them.

Kimberley, Northern Cape – A mysterious epidemic has swept through the city, causing residents to engage in a seemingly inexplicable orgy of tree slaughter. Reports indicate that property owners, especially new buyers are driven by an uncontrollable urge to eliminate greenery, are indiscriminately felling trees on their land, even those on public sidewalks. One neighborhood […]

Leopard Mania Sweeps Knysna and Plett

This is why we lock our doors.

KNYSNA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the usually laid-back coastal towns of Knysna and Plettenberg Bay, a leopard was recently spotted casually strolling down the N2. Local residents have been left utterly bewildered and, frankly, a bit terrified. “I was just on my way to pick up some […]

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