Serious news, unseriously delivered.
JOHANNESBURG – In a twist that could only come from the playbook of political hilarity, Donald Trump’s executive order offering refuge to white South African farmers has been met with unexpected enthusiasm, thanks to the ANC’s latest brainchild – Expropriation Without Compensation (EWC). With the ANC’s plan to seize land without paying for it sounding […]
Destin, FL – In a medical blunder that would make even the most seasoned ER doctor cringe, a Florida surgeon has been accused of accidentally removing a patient’s liver during a splenectomy procedure. Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky, the surgeon in question, reportedly mistook the patient’s liver for a “super-sized spleen” that had somehow migrated to the […]
Phoenix, AZ – In a hilarious attempt to cover up their shoddy construction practices, Taylor Morrison, a local homebuilder, recently tried to silence a brave home inspector who dared to expose shoddy workmanship. Cy Porter, the man behind the popular “Sci-Fi Home Inspections” series, had the audacity to actually inspect Taylor Morrison homes and, shockingly, […]
Klerksdorp, South Africa – In a shocking display of audacity, a vacant industrial building in Klerksdorp was completely dismantled and carted away, piece by piece, over the course of a month. While hundreds of onlookers watched in disbelief, local law enforcement stood by, apparently powerless to intervene. The brazen theft took place at 8 Industria […]
Kimberley, Northern Cape – A mysterious epidemic has swept through the city, causing residents to engage in a seemingly inexplicable orgy of tree slaughter. Reports indicate that property owners, especially new buyers are driven by an uncontrollable urge to eliminate greenery, are indiscriminately felling trees on their land, even those on public sidewalks. One neighborhood […]