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MPUMALANGA – In a twist more tangled than earphones in a pocket, Kimberley is extending an open invitation to the latest viral sensation in law enforcement. Move over Chuck Norris; there’s a new sheriff in town, and she’s bringing a black belt in justice to the streets. The catalyst for this traffic turmoil-turned-Kung Fu comedy? […]
SOUTH AFRICA – In a prescription blunder that even Dr. Google couldn’t predict, TikTok’s ‘Mediocre Matt’ Lani finds himself on the brink of a legal migraine after his Metro FM interview left the Gauteng health department pondering if laughter is the best medicine for Lani’s medical comedy career. Despite Lani’s claim of being just an […]
NORTHERN CAPE – In the dimly lit corridors of Kimberley, a journalist grapples with fear so profound it echoes the silence of a community suppressed. The chilling parallel to a rape victim’s torment, too afraid to speak out, hangs heavy over a city drowning in the stifling hush of dissent. In this atmosphere of fear, […]
In the latest episode of Kimberley’s political soap opera, The Kimberley Prospector got the boot from the DA’s exclusive media club, leaving residents wondering if they accidentally stumbled into a twisted plotline. Sources say conflicting instructions within the DA-led to the Prospector’s expulsion, turning a local newspaper into a pawn in a communication department chess […]
In a revelation that could save your pocket from a financial fender-bender, the wizard of car insurance insights, Wendy Knowler, spills the beans on avoiding disaster—unless you’re the protagonist in a slapstick comedy. As insurance wizard Wendy wonders aloud, “Why am I the go-to for insurance quandaries?” our non-expert correspondent steps in, waving a stack […]