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KIMBERLEY – In a plot twist more twisted than a contortionist on a rollercoaster, the De Beers group generously donates the iconic HOH building to Sol Plaatje University, leaving Kimberley residents pondering a wetter issue—the city’s water crisis. While Zamani Saul, the premier of the Northern Cape, flaunts keys at an official ceremony, Kimberley residents […]
In a riveting debate, the ANC contemplates the fate of Afrikaner culture in the face of proposals to establish independent schools for its preservation. Nompendulo Mkhatswa, ANC-LP and chair of the parliamentary portfolio committee for higher education, science, and innovation, expressed concerns about reactionary attempts to safeguard Afrikaner culture and “white supremacy.” Dr. Wynand Boshoff […]
In a shocking revelation, Fikile Mbalula, the ANC’s very own cheerleader-in-chief, expressed bewilderment at businesses not openly throwing cash at the ruling party. Mbalula, often seen doing political cartwheels, questioned why business folks weren’t proudly sporting ANC stickers on their storefronts. The irony didn’t escape the public as Mbalula’s critique unfolded while the ANC turned […]
In a bitter twist for sweet-toothed enthusiasts, Ivory Coast, the world’s cocoa haven, is facing a chocolate meltdown. Forget Willy Wonka’s golden ticket; this year’s cocoa harvest is more like a soggy golden syrup. Siaka Sylla, a veteran in the cocoa game, is shaking his head at an almost empty warehouse, mourning the catastrophic consequences […]
JOHANNESBURG – In a mind-bending twist on the N1 highway, a bus in Midrand has become the talk of the town, defying the laws of physics and basic seating capacity norms. Move over, Schrödinger’s cat; we’ve got Schrödinger’s passengers on board. Yusuf Abramjee, the viral video maestro, posted footage on X (formerly known as Twitter) […]