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SOUTH AFRICA – In a surprising turn of events, Employment and Labour Minister Thulas Nxesi has decided to showcase his unique talent for making R5 billion disappear from the Unemployment Insurance Fund (UIF). The act, which he claims is a magical endeavour to combat unemployment, involves filing an urgent court application to set aside the […]
RICHARDS BAY – In a surprising turn of events, President Cyril Ramaphosa has declared a bold solution to the truck jam crisis on the N2 highway to Richards Bay—turning it into a national holiday named “Traffic Tuesday.” The announcement comes after the president’s visit to the Richards Bay port, where the truck traffic chaos has […]
BARBERTON – In a stunning turn of events, alleged human trafficker Sibusiso Malwane, arrested for transporting 23 undocumented immigrants, has been granted bail, proudly attributing his success to the cutting-edge features of his “custom-made vehicle.” National Prosecuting Authority spokesperson Monica Nyuswa, visibly bewildered by the vehicular ingenuity, confirmed the arrest on the R38, Barberton, on […]
ZEF AFRICA – In a dazzling display of financial flair, South Africa’s Reserve Bank has confirmed its plans to tap into contingency reserves, turning what could have been a dreary economic discussion into a spectacular fiscal fiesta. Governor Lesetja Kganyago, the master of ceremonies, assured reporters that they are not only in talks with the […]
STUCK IN MALAWI – In a move that has left travel plans more tangled than a headphone in your pocket, South African Airways (SAA) is pulling the plug on its Malawi escapade, just eight months after taking off. SAA has decided that the Malawian economic rollercoaster is not the thrilling ride they signed up for. […]