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Kraaipan, South Africa – In a shocking turn of events that has left residents scratching their heads, the Ratlou Local Municipality has appointed a municipal manager with a questionable academic background and a penchant for pricey laptops. Lloyd Leoko, the newly appointed municipal manager, has come under fire for his lack of qualifications and his […]
KIMBERLEY, SOUTH AFRICA – An unsettling shadow has fallen over Kimberley’s beloved Queens Park. Local folklore has come terrifyingly alive with reports of a tokoloshe, a malevolent dwarf-like creature from African mythology, lurking in the park after dark. The park, known for its lush gardens and historical significance, has always been a popular spot for […]
EASTERN CAPE – In a bold new policy announcement, the Democratic Alliance (DA) unveiled its plan to tackle childhood hunger in the Eastern Cape: The “Breadwinner Boot Camp” program. “We understand the people of the Eastern Cape are tired of empty promises,” declared DA leader John Steenhuisen. “That’s why we’re offering a real solution: training […]
Ian Cameron, the man who courageously blamed the police for all of South Africa’s problems, has taken a bold new step in his career. He’s swapped his comfy soapbox for a slightly less comfy seat in Parliament as a member of… well, who cares which party? They’re all basically the same. In a move that […]
NORTHERN CAPE – Residents of Kimberley have had enough. The city’s escalating water crisis has pushed them past blaming ghosts and gremlins, and onto a theory that exposes the true villains: their own elected councillors. Locals suspect these bumbling officials, with their ample waistlines and vacant stares, are secretly the Teletubby overlords behind the water […]