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Okaloosa County, FL – In a scene ripped straight from a rejected Police Academy sequel, a Florida sheriff’s deputy mistook a falling acorn for “silenced” gunfire, unleashing a barrage of bullets on an unsuspecting…well, suspecting nothing, because it was a handcuffed man in a patrol car. The deputy, since identified as former (and hopefully forever-former) […]
In a bold move to showcase their inclusivity, the ANC vows to campaign in every nook and cranny, even those with crannies built exclusively for one ethnic group. In a stunning display of political bravado, ANC provincial chair Panyaza Lesufi declared an all-out campaign war, promising to plaster ANC posters in Orania, a town so […]
KIMBERLEY – In a whimsical twist, the Democratic Alliance (DA) in the Northern Cape has decided to take a page from the Teletubbies’ playbook, donning their party colour blue for a march to address the ongoing water crisis in Kimberley. When all else fails, why not let politicians embrace their inner tubby custard lovers? Scheduled […]
In a stunning display of brevity that left even the most concise wordsmiths in awe, the Democratic Alliance (DA) bid farewell to former Member of the Western Cape Provincial Parliament, Dan Plato. In a carefully crafted trilogy of sentences, the DA managed to encapsulate the entirety of Plato’s political legacy, leaving citizens wondering if verbosity […]
In a stunning display of digital dexterity, Renaldo Gouws, the self-proclaimed “Crazy South African” and DA Ward Councillor from Nelson Mandela Bay, has been blocking his critics on X faster than a caffeinated squirrel on rollerblades. With a whopping 69k followers, Gouws seems to have found a way to eclipse his popularity, but not in […]