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JOHANNESBURG — In a move that can only be described as the scrum of fiscal responsibility, South African Minister of Police, Bheki Cele, is facing a ruckus for taking his executive assistant to the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France, and it’s the taxpayers who are left feeling like the losing team. Ian Cameron from […]
KIMBERLEY – In a story that reads like a plot twist from a low-budget thriller, a recent bus ride from Pretoria to Cape Town ended in Kimberley after it turned out to be a less-than-thrilling adventure for a group of 20 unsuspecting children, all unwittingly cast as the stars of a real-life abduction drama. The […]
DISNEY LAND – In a shocking turn of events, the world is on the brink of witnessing the most iconic rodent, Mickey Mouse, leaving the protective cocoon of copyright and entering the wild, wild world of public domain. The much-feared Mickey Mouse Protection Act, designed to keep the world’s favourite anthropomorphic mouse locked up in […]
In a world where truth is often a ninja in the shadows, one journalist has taken up the pen as their weapon of choice. Meet the mysterious Ninjourno, a reporter who’s everywhere and nowhere, knowing nothing and everything, armed only with the power of the written word. On a kamikaze mission to fight for everyone […]
OVERBERG – In a shocking twist that no one saw coming, Kleinbaai residents are facing a sewage crisis that’s turning their beloved beach into a potential health hazard. The once pristine waters are now off-limits, and the warning is clear: “Swim at your own risk – you might be doing the backstroke with more than […]