Conspiracy Theory Archives

Neighbourhoods Run Dry: Is the Kimberley Water Crisis a Teletubby Political Ploy?

With taps drier than a politician's promise, this Kimberley resident isn't buying the 'ghost and gremlin' excuses anymore.

NORTHERN CAPE – Residents of Kimberley have had enough. The city’s escalating water crisis has pushed them past blaming ghosts and gremlins, and onto a theory that exposes the true villains: their own elected councillors. Locals suspect these bumbling officials, with their ample waistlines and vacant stares, are secretly the Teletubby overlords behind the water […]

Pandemics, Load-Shedding, and Crappy Produce: South Africa’s Global Disaster Prep School

In a stunning revelation, experts now believe that the trifecta of the COVID-19 pandemic, load-shedding, and the general decay of services in South Africa is not just a series of unfortunate events but a well-orchestrated global disaster prep school. Yes, you heard it right – South Africa is apparently leading the world in conditioning society […]

Kimberley Water Crisis Unveiled: City Planners’ Grand Real Estate Scheme Now Featuring Potholes Running for Office

Kimberley family in hopeful anticipation: Eagerly waiting for the water supply to return, they're poised to fill their tinfoil cups with water, listening intently to the Sol Plaatje Municipality's update.

KIMBERLEY – In a stunning revelation that’s sure to make you question whether you’re sipping on regular tap water or the Drink-O-Pop of conspiracy, The Grin Daily has uncovered a devious plot behind Kimberley’s water crisis. Fold your tin foil hats, folks, because this is one wild ride that involves more drama than a soap […]