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Klerksdorp Building Disappears in Broad Daylight; Police Claim Lack of Owner Complaint

When your heist goes so well, you can't help but break out into a little jig. And by 'jig,' we mean a full-on dance party in front of the cops.

Klerksdorp, South Africa – In a shocking display of audacity, a vacant industrial building in Klerksdorp was completely dismantled and carted away, piece by piece, over the course of a month. While hundreds of onlookers watched in disbelief, local law enforcement stood by, apparently powerless to intervene. The brazen theft took place at 8 Industria […]

License to Clone: Kenilworth Drivers Realize Their Cars Have Long-Lost Twins

License to Clone: Kenilworth Drivers Realize Their Cars Have Long-Lost Twins

KENILWORTH, CAPE TOWN – In a bizarre turn of events last December, a local driver stumbled upon a scene straight out of a parallel parking universe: another Chevrolet, identical in every way, lurking at the corner of Carton and Loch roads. The only hiccup? Both vehicles boasted the same registration number, leaving our unsuspecting motorist […]

South African Journalist Discovers Mayor’s Lawn Secrets, Gets Festive Jail Experience

South African Journalist Discovers Mayor’s Lawn Secrets, Gets Festive Jail Experience

BURGERSFORT – In a stunning turn of events on Christmas Eve, Thomo Nkgadima, a fearless freelance journalist working for the Sunday World newspaper, found himself wrapped in controversy and a cosy prison cell after allegedly trespassing onto Mayor Eddie Maila’s property to expose what he believed to be the shocking truth about holiday lawn decorations. […]

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