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JOHANNESBURG – In a twist that could only come from the playbook of political hilarity, Donald Trump’s executive order offering refuge to white South African farmers has been met with unexpected enthusiasm, thanks to the ANC’s latest brainchild – Expropriation Without Compensation (EWC). With the ANC’s plan to seize land without paying for it sounding […]
Destin, FL – In a medical blunder that would make even the most seasoned ER doctor cringe, a Florida surgeon has been accused of accidentally removing a patient’s liver during a splenectomy procedure. Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky, the surgeon in question, reportedly mistook the patient’s liver for a “super-sized spleen” that had somehow migrated to the […]
Phoenix, AZ – In a hilarious attempt to cover up their shoddy construction practices, Taylor Morrison, a local homebuilder, recently tried to silence a brave home inspector who dared to expose shoddy workmanship. Cy Porter, the man behind the popular “Sci-Fi Home Inspections” series, had the audacity to actually inspect Taylor Morrison homes and, shockingly, […]
Okaloosa County, FL – In a scene ripped straight from a rejected Police Academy sequel, a Florida sheriff’s deputy mistook a falling acorn for “silenced” gunfire, unleashing a barrage of bullets on an unsuspecting…well, suspecting nothing, because it was a handcuffed man in a patrol car. The deputy, since identified as former (and hopefully forever-former) […]
STUCK IN MALAWI – In a move that has left travel plans more tangled than a headphone in your pocket, South African Airways (SAA) is pulling the plug on its Malawi escapade, just eight months after taking off. SAA has decided that the Malawian economic rollercoaster is not the thrilling ride they signed up for. […]