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Kimberley, Northern Cape – A mysterious epidemic has swept through the city, causing residents to engage in a seemingly inexplicable orgy of tree slaughter. Reports indicate that property owners, especially new buyers are driven by an uncontrollable urge to eliminate greenery, are indiscriminately felling trees on their land, even those on public sidewalks. One neighborhood […]
KNYSNA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the usually laid-back coastal towns of Knysna and Plettenberg Bay, a leopard was recently spotted casually strolling down the N2. Local residents have been left utterly bewildered and, frankly, a bit terrified. “I was just on my way to pick up some […]
Edmond, OKLAHOMA — In a tail-wagging twist of fate, local family dog Oakley narrowly escaped the clutches of coyotes, all thanks to the unassuming heroics of her feline sibling, who now insists on being referred to as “The Pawtector.” The Grin Daily investigative team was given exclusive access to the riveting footage, showcasing the daring […]
OVERBERG – In a shocking twist that no one saw coming, Kleinbaai residents are facing a sewage crisis that’s turning their beloved beach into a potential health hazard. The once pristine waters are now off-limits, and the warning is clear: “Swim at your own risk – you might be doing the backstroke with more than […]