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JOHANNESBURG – In a twist that could only come from the playbook of political hilarity, Donald Trump’s executive order offering refuge to white South African farmers has been met with unexpected enthusiasm, thanks to the ANC’s latest brainchild – Expropriation Without Compensation (EWC). With the ANC’s plan to seize land without paying for it sounding […]
Ian Cameron, the man who courageously blamed the police for all of South Africa’s problems, has taken a bold new step in his career. He’s swapped his comfy soapbox for a slightly less comfy seat in Parliament as a member of… well, who cares which party? They’re all basically the same. In a move that […]
In a bold move to showcase their inclusivity, the ANC vows to campaign in every nook and cranny, even those with crannies built exclusively for one ethnic group. In a stunning display of political bravado, ANC provincial chair Panyaza Lesufi declared an all-out campaign war, promising to plaster ANC posters in Orania, a town so […]
In a stunning display of brevity that left even the most concise wordsmiths in awe, the Democratic Alliance (DA) bid farewell to former Member of the Western Cape Provincial Parliament, Dan Plato. In a carefully crafted trilogy of sentences, the DA managed to encapsulate the entirety of Plato’s political legacy, leaving citizens wondering if verbosity […]
In a twist that could make even the most seasoned environmentalist reach for a paper bag, South Africa is hurtling towards a potential paper apocalypse as a staggering 358 political parties gear up for the impending 2024 national elections. If the thought of navigating an 8.95-meter-long ballot wasn’t enough, brace yourselves – this paper fiesta […]