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JOHANNESBURG – In a twist that could only come from the playbook of political hilarity, Donald Trump’s executive order offering refuge to white South African farmers has been met with unexpected enthusiasm, thanks to the ANC’s latest brainchild – Expropriation Without Compensation (EWC). With the ANC’s plan to seize land without paying for it sounding […]
Klerksdorp, South Africa – In a shocking display of audacity, a vacant industrial building in Klerksdorp was completely dismantled and carted away, piece by piece, over the course of a month. While hundreds of onlookers watched in disbelief, local law enforcement stood by, apparently powerless to intervene. The brazen theft took place at 8 Industria […]
Kimberley, Northern Cape – A mysterious epidemic has swept through the city, causing residents to engage in a seemingly inexplicable orgy of tree slaughter. Reports indicate that property owners, especially new buyers are driven by an uncontrollable urge to eliminate greenery, are indiscriminately felling trees on their land, even those on public sidewalks. One neighborhood […]
KNYSNA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the usually laid-back coastal towns of Knysna and Plettenberg Bay, a leopard was recently spotted casually strolling down the N2. Local residents have been left utterly bewildered and, frankly, a bit terrified. “I was just on my way to pick up some […]
Kraaipan, South Africa – In a shocking turn of events that has left residents scratching their heads, the Ratlou Local Municipality has appointed a municipal manager with a questionable academic background and a penchant for pricey laptops. Lloyd Leoko, the newly appointed municipal manager, has come under fire for his lack of qualifications and his […]