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JOHANNESBURG – In a groundbreaking turn of events at OR Tambo International Airport, a parking attendant has successfully transformed a mundane gig into a thriving side hustle. Over the course of four days, the unnamed hero embarked on 27 joyrides in Stephanie Walters’ Smart ForFour, covering an impressive 119 kilometers and inadvertently achieving the dream […]
JOHANNESBURG – Hold on to your hard hats, folks, because Johannesburg’s Lilian Ngoyi Street, formerly known as the infamous Bree Street, is in the midst of a gas-induced meltdown, making it a prime candidate for the city’s very own blockbuster disaster movie. In a tale of epic proportions, the methane mishap meets municipal meltdown in […]
GAUTENG – In a holiday twist that could make even the Grinch green with envy, Johannesburg Water has announced a series of unplanned water outages, threatening to turn Christmas into a dry and not-so-jolly affair for unsuspecting residents. Starting on Wednesday, December 6, the Grinch—sorry, we mean Johannesburg Water—will target Houghton Estate, specifically 12th Avenue, […]
JOHANNESBURG – In a mind-bending twist on the N1 highway, a bus in Midrand has become the talk of the town, defying the laws of physics and basic seating capacity norms. Move over, Schrödinger’s cat; we’ve got Schrödinger’s passengers on board. Yusuf Abramjee, the viral video maestro, posted footage on X (formerly known as Twitter) […]