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Kimberley, Northern Cape – A mysterious epidemic has swept through the city, causing residents to engage in a seemingly inexplicable orgy of tree slaughter. Reports indicate that property owners, especially new buyers are driven by an uncontrollable urge to eliminate greenery, are indiscriminately felling trees on their land, even those on public sidewalks. One neighborhood […]
NORTHERN CAPE – Residents of Kimberley have had enough. The city’s escalating water crisis has pushed them past blaming ghosts and gremlins, and onto a theory that exposes the true villains: their own elected councillors. Locals suspect these bumbling officials, with their ample waistlines and vacant stares, are secretly the Teletubby overlords behind the water […]
KIMBERLEY – In a whimsical twist, the Democratic Alliance (DA) in the Northern Cape has decided to take a page from the Teletubbies’ playbook, donning their party colour blue for a march to address the ongoing water crisis in Kimberley. When all else fails, why not let politicians embrace their inner tubby custard lovers? Scheduled […]
In a shocking turn of events, an industrious Home Affairs official in Upington has been caught red-handed, not just handing out ID cards but practically giving away South African identities like complimentary mints at a restaurant. The 37-year-old woman, whose ambition apparently knows no bounds, has been accused of selling illegal identity documents to undocumented […]
KIMBERLEY – In a shocking turn of events that can only be described as trashy, the Sol Plaatje Municipality is now under the microscope for what residents are calling “Garbage Gate.” The scandal involves allegations of manipulated refuse collection routes, preferential treatment, and political harassment based on residents’ garbage affiliations. Residents from swanky suburbs like […]