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Nervous Facial Expressions Now Legitimate Reason for SAPS to Raid Your Private Space

South African Police: Bagging Nervous Faces and Contraband – Because Crime Prevention is our version of Big Game Hunting. πŸΉπŸš”

KIMBERLEY – In a groundbreaking move by the South African Police Service (SAPS), it has been officially declared that the mere display of a nervous face is sufficient justification for law enforcement to invade your personal space. This development comes after the Kimberley Tactical Response Team (TRT) made a daring arrest of a 29-year-old Chinese […]

H2Uh-Oh! Premier Discovers Diamonds While Kimberley Drowns in Watergate Woes

H2Uh-Oh! Premier Discovers Diamonds While Kimberley Drowns in Watergate Woes

KIMBERLEY – In a plot twist more twisted than a contortionist on a rollercoaster, the De Beers group generously donates the iconic HOH building to Sol Plaatje University, leaving Kimberley residents pondering a wetter issueβ€”the city’s water crisis. While Zamani Saul, the premier of the Northern Cape, flaunts keys at an official ceremony, Kimberley residents […]

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