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NORTHERN CAPE – Residents of Kimberley have had enough. The city’s escalating water crisis has pushed them past blaming ghosts and gremlins, and onto a theory that exposes the true villains: their own elected councillors. Locals suspect these bumbling officials, with their ample waistlines and vacant stares, are secretly the Teletubby overlords behind the water […]
KIMBERLEY – In a whimsical twist, the Democratic Alliance (DA) in the Northern Cape has decided to take a page from the Teletubbies’ playbook, donning their party colour blue for a march to address the ongoing water crisis in Kimberley. When all else fails, why not let politicians embrace their inner tubby custard lovers? Scheduled […]
In a stunning display of digital dexterity, Renaldo Gouws, the self-proclaimed “Crazy South African” and DA Ward Councillor from Nelson Mandela Bay, has been blocking his critics on X faster than a caffeinated squirrel on rollerblades. With a whopping 69k followers, Gouws seems to have found a way to eclipse his popularity, but not in […]
![[WATCH] Taxi Vigilantes Launch Shocking Coupe’d Tat Against Passenger Transport Norms](https://media.giphy.com/media/iegnPQ2t4eNthC5sEd/giphy.gif "[WATCH] Taxi Vigilantes Launch Shocking Coupe’d Tat Against Passenger Transport Norms")
In a stunning turn of events, South Africa’s passenger transport industry has witnessed an unexpected rebellion, with self-proclaimed “taxi inspectors” going rogue and establishing their unique system of justice on the streets. Reports are pouring in about these taxi vigilantes who have apparently decided to take the law into their own hands, or rather, into […]
KENILWORTH, CAPE TOWN – In a bizarre turn of events last December, a local driver stumbled upon a scene straight out of a parallel parking universe: another Chevrolet, identical in every way, lurking at the corner of Carton and Loch roads. The only hiccup? Both vehicles boasted the same registration number, leaving our unsuspecting motorist […]