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KIMBERLEY – In a groundbreaking move by the South African Police Service (SAPS), it has been officially declared that the mere display of a nervous face is sufficient justification for law enforcement to invade your personal space. This development comes after the Kimberley Tactical Response Team (TRT) made a daring arrest of a 29-year-old Chinese […]
PAARL – In a groundbreaking move to tackle the pervasive issue of “white supremacy” plaguing the scenic town of Paarl, SAPS Station Commander Brigadier Nonkuzola Pasilina Pete has taken a bold step: encouraging officers to request transfers in an effort to diversify the area. Critics are calling it the most innovative solution to combatting racial […]
JOHANNESBURG — In a move that can only be described as the scrum of fiscal responsibility, South African Minister of Police, Bheki Cele, is facing a ruckus for taking his executive assistant to the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France, and it’s the taxpayers who are left feeling like the losing team. Ian Cameron from […]
KIMBERLEY – In a story that reads like a plot twist from a low-budget thriller, a recent bus ride from Pretoria to Cape Town ended in Kimberley after it turned out to be a less-than-thrilling adventure for a group of 20 unsuspecting children, all unwittingly cast as the stars of a real-life abduction drama. The […]
OVERBERG – In a shocking twist that no one saw coming, Kleinbaai residents are facing a sewage crisis that’s turning their beloved beach into a potential health hazard. The once pristine waters are now off-limits, and the warning is clear: “Swim at your own risk – you might be doing the backstroke with more than […]