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KNYSNA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the usually laid-back coastal towns of Knysna and Plettenberg Bay, a leopard was recently spotted casually strolling down the N2. Local residents have been left utterly bewildered and, frankly, a bit terrified. “I was just on my way to pick up some […]
KENILWORTH, CAPE TOWN – In a bizarre turn of events last December, a local driver stumbled upon a scene straight out of a parallel parking universe: another Chevrolet, identical in every way, lurking at the corner of Carton and Loch roads. The only hiccup? Both vehicles boasted the same registration number, leaving our unsuspecting motorist […]
ZEF AFRICA – In an exclusive Carte Blanche investigation, it was revealed that PetroSA, once a proud producer of diesel and other fuels, hit rock bottom in 2020, running out of both gas and money faster than a reality TV star’s fifteen minutes of fame. While common sense might suggest letting the sinking ship gracefully […]
OVERBERG – In a shocking twist that no one saw coming, Kleinbaai residents are facing a sewage crisis that’s turning their beloved beach into a potential health hazard. The once pristine waters are now off-limits, and the warning is clear: “Swim at your own risk – you might be doing the backstroke with more than […]
CAPE TOWN – In a shocking turn of events, the Competition Tribunal has slammed the brakes on what could have been the most colourful merger in paint history. The Dutch owners of Dulux, Amsterdam-based AkzoNobel, had their dreams of a rainbow alliance with Kansai Plascon Africa shattered. Despite Amsterdam’s best attempts, which included selling Micatex […]