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KENILWORTH, CAPE TOWN – In a bizarre turn of events last December, a local driver stumbled upon a scene straight out of a parallel parking universe: another Chevrolet, identical in every way, lurking at the corner of Carton and Loch roads. The only hiccup? Both vehicles boasted the same registration number, leaving our unsuspecting motorist […]
CAPE TOWN – In a shocking turn of events, the Competition Tribunal has slammed the brakes on what could have been the most colourful merger in paint history. The Dutch owners of Dulux, Amsterdam-based AkzoNobel, had their dreams of a rainbow alliance with Kansai Plascon Africa shattered. Despite Amsterdam’s best attempts, which included selling Micatex […]
CAPE TOWN – In an effort to streamline criminal activities and accommodate the increasingly busy schedules of muggers, SANParks has issued a groundbreaking directive for Lion’s Head and Signal Hill: crimes are to be confined to daylight hours. Yes, you heard it right – even criminals need work-life balance. In a letter to tour operators, […]