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DA Holds Grand 3-Sentence Farewell for Dan Plato

When your farewell options are limited, and the only alternative is a dramatic exit featuring a farewell wrestling move by The Undertaker – because nothing says 'goodbye' like a perfectly executed body slam.

In a stunning display of brevity that left even the most concise wordsmiths in awe, the Democratic Alliance (DA) bid farewell to former Member of the Western Cape Provincial Parliament, Dan Plato. In a carefully crafted trilogy of sentences, the DA managed to encapsulate the entirety of Plato’s political legacy, leaving citizens wondering if verbosity […]

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