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BURGERSFORT – In a stunning turn of events on Christmas Eve, Thomo Nkgadima, a fearless freelance journalist working for the Sunday World newspaper, found himself wrapped in controversy and a cosy prison cell after allegedly trespassing onto Mayor Eddie Maila’s property to expose what he believed to be the shocking truth about holiday lawn decorations. […]
In an astonishing display of fiscal responsibility, the South African government has been generously treating Major General Sizakhele William Dyantyi, the commander of the West Coast police district, to an extended holiday at the illustrious Saldanha Hotel. And it’s no budget vacation – we’re talking R1 million worth of extravagance over 17 months! The hotel, […]
KIMBERLEY – In a groundbreaking move by the South African Police Service (SAPS), it has been officially declared that the mere display of a nervous face is sufficient justification for law enforcement to invade your personal space. This development comes after the Kimberley Tactical Response Team (TRT) made a daring arrest of a 29-year-old Chinese […]
PAARL – In a groundbreaking move to tackle the pervasive issue of “white supremacy” plaguing the scenic town of Paarl, SAPS Station Commander Brigadier Nonkuzola Pasilina Pete has taken a bold step: encouraging officers to request transfers in an effort to diversify the area. Critics are calling it the most innovative solution to combatting racial […]
JOHANNESBURG — In a move that can only be described as the scrum of fiscal responsibility, South African Minister of Police, Bheki Cele, is facing a ruckus for taking his executive assistant to the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France, and it’s the taxpayers who are left feeling like the losing team. Ian Cameron from […]