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ZEF AFRICA – In an exclusive Carte Blanche investigation, it was revealed that PetroSA, once a proud producer of diesel and other fuels, hit rock bottom in 2020, running out of both gas and money faster than a reality TV star’s fifteen minutes of fame. While common sense might suggest letting the sinking ship gracefully […]
NORTHERN CAPE – In a dazzling display of digital democracy, the Democratic Alliance (DA) has once again proven that they’re the true custodians of free speech by promptly removing a citizen and the media from municipal WhatsApp groups for the heinous crime of desiring unbiased news coverage. The saga unfolded when a DA ward councillor […]
UPINGTON – In a shocking turn of events, a Democratic Alliance (DA) PR councillor and general assistant at Dr Harry Surtie Hospital in Upington have been caught red-handed in a sudsy scandal that is threatening to bubble over into a full-fledged political froth. The alleged mastermind, identified as Deeyone de Koker, is accused of perpetrating […]