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St. Augustine, FL – In a shocking turn of events, Mark Johnson, Assistant State Attorney with a stellar track record of over two decades, is reportedly relying on a vintage Magic 8-Ball to guide him through the perplexing case against Virgilio Mendes. Despite overwhelming evidence of Mendes’ innocence, Johnson remains committed to the trial, leaving […]
UPINGTON – In a shocking turn of events, a Democratic Alliance (DA) PR councillor and general assistant at Dr Harry Surtie Hospital in Upington have been caught red-handed in a sudsy scandal that is threatening to bubble over into a full-fledged political froth. The alleged mastermind, identified as Deeyone de Koker, is accused of perpetrating […]
KIMBERLEY – In a groundbreaking move by the South African Police Service (SAPS), it has been officially declared that the mere display of a nervous face is sufficient justification for law enforcement to invade your personal space. This development comes after the Kimberley Tactical Response Team (TRT) made a daring arrest of a 29-year-old Chinese […]
JOHANNESBURG — In a move that can only be described as the scrum of fiscal responsibility, South African Minister of Police, Bheki Cele, is facing a ruckus for taking his executive assistant to the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France, and it’s the taxpayers who are left feeling like the losing team. Ian Cameron from […]
KIMBERLEY – In a story that reads like a plot twist from a low-budget thriller, a recent bus ride from Pretoria to Cape Town ended in Kimberley after it turned out to be a less-than-thrilling adventure for a group of 20 unsuspecting children, all unwittingly cast as the stars of a real-life abduction drama. The […]