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SOUTH AFRICA – In a landmark legal showdown that could have been named “Dough Wars: The Battle for Pizza Prosperity,” a former COO of Romans Pizza, Basil Kassimatis, has triumphed over the franchisor at least for now, preventing the closure of four pizza joints and saving Christmas for dozens of employees. Last week, Kassimatis found […]
![[WATCH] Assistant State Attorney Claims Magic 8-Ball as Key Legal Advisor in Groundbreaking Trial](https://i3.ytimg.com/vi/fzojSMGR4OU/maxresdefault.jpg "[WATCH] Assistant State Attorney Claims Magic 8-Ball as Key Legal Advisor in Groundbreaking Trial")
St. Augustine, FL – In a shocking turn of events, Mark Johnson, Assistant State Attorney with a stellar track record of over two decades, is reportedly relying on a vintage Magic 8-Ball to guide him through the perplexing case against Virgilio Mendes. Despite overwhelming evidence of Mendes’ innocence, Johnson remains committed to the trial, leaving […]
ZEF AFRICA – In an exclusive Carte Blanche investigation, it was revealed that PetroSA, once a proud producer of diesel and other fuels, hit rock bottom in 2020, running out of both gas and money faster than a reality TV star’s fifteen minutes of fame. While common sense might suggest letting the sinking ship gracefully […]
NORTHERN CAPE – In a dazzling display of digital democracy, the Democratic Alliance (DA) has once again proven that they’re the true custodians of free speech by promptly removing a citizen and the media from municipal WhatsApp groups for the heinous crime of desiring unbiased news coverage. The saga unfolded when a DA ward councillor […]
UPINGTON – In a shocking turn of events, a Democratic Alliance (DA) PR councillor and general assistant at Dr Harry Surtie Hospital in Upington have been caught red-handed in a sudsy scandal that is threatening to bubble over into a full-fledged political froth. The alleged mastermind, identified as Deeyone de Koker, is accused of perpetrating […]